The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 8.0

The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 2.0 (Extended Version)

The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 3.0 (Barraco Barner)

The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 4.0 (Ostrich Sized)

The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 5.0 (Ox Celery Cord)

The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 6.0 (Coffin Skate)

The Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter, Version 7.0 (Mr. Meaner)

Its Christmas morning over here! Whenever I see an idiot going viral on twitter like this my ears perk up like a dog thats about to go for a walk. The blood starts flowing. I get genuinely excited.

And then sometimes, something beautiful happens. Something completely unexpected. Today we had TWO new entries into the Definitive List Of Stupid People On Twitter:

1. Abillacole Cord

Now as always with these entries, you have to sift through the people on Black Twitter that are intentionally spelling stuff wrong and using the incorrect phrases on purpose. For instance, you’ll often see “Uncle Bill Cord” for umbilical cord. Thats intentional. But this here? Abillacole Cord? Thats as pure as it gets. Pure like the first snow fall. Pure like the springs of Maine. Pure goddam stupidity.

2. Moan of Lisa

The Moan Of Lisa. Painted by Leonardo

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2 first ballot Hall of Famers in one day! Its like when Pedro and Randy Johnson went into the Hall in the same class.

I wonder if Moan Of Lisa cut her Abillicole Cord? If not she would probably be Ostrich Sized. Midas Whale forget about it.