I'm Sure A Landlord Is Real Happy These Delco Kids Decided To Light A Firework In Their Temple Apartment

You can take the savage outta Delco but you can’t take the Delco out of the savage. I’d hate to be all Old Man Smitty and yell at these kids to get off my lawn, but what the fuck? Forget about a parent’s security deposit that literally went up in flames, igniting legalized TNT in a crowded, enclosed isn’t good for business. They’re legitimately lucky that didn’t start a 5-Alarm Fire. “Who’s ready for the drop!?!?!” Uh…obviously not that guy who was face standing 3 feet above an explosive that’s about ready to singe his face off. I guess it’s a good thing he can’t think or he would’ve thought about sticking it down his pants for a few giggles or some shit.

If anything they should be thankful it wasn’t that bootleg fireworks shit or else nobody in the apartment would be leaving with their limbs. LORD JESUS.