Cam'ron Getting Into The Toilet Paper Business Is Pure Genius
TMZ- Cam'ron wants to be No. 1 when you go No. 2 ... courtesy of his latest venture -- the toilet paper biz! The rapper tells TMZ he's already dropped $21K for a machine to manufacture the paper, and plans to buy 2 more. When he first announced the idea with DJ Superstar Jay & Gray Rizzy on their SiriusXM show, some people thought it was a joke ... but he's serious.
How serious? Cam says, "When it's time to take a s***, you don't want no paper cuts in your ass. It's a real problem." He's promising AT LEAST 2 ply comfort. Cam'ron's brand, Dipset U.S.A., already hawks shower curtains, towels, various toiletries and even Ebola masks. That new nickname ... "Bed Bath and Killa" ... really fits.
And this whole time we thought Jay-Z and Puffy were the moguls of the rap game. Nope! Killah Cam is coming for your ass with that pillowy soft toilet paper. Which makes perfect sense. Everybody in society uses toilet paper, which has to be flushed right after its used. And with someone with a good name like Cam'ron behind the product, supply won't have a chance to keep up with the demand. It's just like the upcoming water crisis that the dude from The Big Short was talking about. Anyone who doesn't invest in water is a straight up IDIOT. Sure I never read what exactly the upcoming water shortage is about or how to invest in water. But the point remains.
Anyway, I feel like toilet paper is one of those things that you use the brand you grew up with and stick with it. Maybe go up a ply or two once you start making real money. However, the brand remains the same. But you can be sure as hell that I am going to give Carm'ron's toilet a chance. Because the street cred of any bathroom goes through the roof if you use S.D.E.T.P. (Just came up with that one on my own, Cam. You can use it if you cut me in for 10% of your TP revenue).
And after reading about this toilet paper, I went to Dipset Shop and that store is incredible. It has everything you would ever want. Such as the INCREDIBLE Cam'ron Shower Curtain
A Dipset Duvet Cover (for those of you that don't know what a duvet is, you will once you get married)
The Dipset Grinder
But unfortunately the Cam'ron Ebola Mask is no longer available. I need another ebola outbreak ASAP so the production lines for these start up again.
