#AvengeHarambe Rolls On In Russia

I’m telling you man. The word is out among animals. They’ve talked. Bounties have been set. #AvengeHarambe is a movement. We killed one of theirs and now they’re coming after one of ours. Any human. Any time. Any place. It’s worldwide. This took place all the way over in Russia. A giant tiger trying to rip off that lady’s head. The war started in Cincinnati after Harambe the gorilla got mowed down and has stretched to the other side of the world. Keep your eyes open. Any and all animals are a threat now that the word has been put out (minus dogs because obviously they’re on our side). Stay alert out there.

PS- How clean are those windows at the zoo that the Tiger flat out doesn’t see it? Is he so blinded by his Harambe death rage that he completely forgets about it?