Juan Uribe Tries To Steal A Fan's Hot Dog

Hog Show! Least surprising thing ever here. I bet Dark Sexy eats dogs in between innings. Cant believe he didnt just grab a bite real quick. And I love the fans reaction. That dude was 100% ready to give Uribe his hot dog. Like some Prima Nocte shit. If Juan wants your dog he gets your dog. I’d be fucking honored to have that guy swipe my frankfurter from me.

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Unfortunately the Tribe is actually atop the Central right now which throws a wrench into everything. But Maybe since Marlon Byrd got his ass booted they’re looking for some outfield help. Give em De Aza or some shit. I dunno. I’m just day dreaming of Hog Shows again. We’re so close to recreating that 2015 magic. I just need that Coke Can.