This Lady's Crazy Legs On The Subway Are Creepy As FUCK
Just another person on the subway you have to pray you don’t sit next to. The homeless guy in the corner with a billion newspapers that smells like death, the creepy dude in a trenchcoat that may be fondling himself, giant motherfuckers like me, and now Stretch Armstrong’s sister. One thing is to be double jointed and have the ability to do this. With the right body, that could be sexy as fuck. It is quite another for ol’ Spaghetti Legs to be showing it off on peoples commutes before or after a long day at work. Put this chick on the R train, run it express all the way to Coney Island, and banish her there with all the other side shows as well as Mr. Robot’s HQ.