NHL Combine Pictures Are Absolutely Hysterical

Pics via USCHO

Derek Sutton said it best: thank god there’s still a sport for the middle-sized white boy. I mean these are some of the best athletes on earth and they look photos taken at a special needs junior high school. Auston Matthews is as “can’t miss” as a prospect gets, and his elbow is bigger than his goddamn tricep. His elbow! In three weeks these kids are going to be paid handsomely for their athletic talents yet there’s more muscle definition in a baby ward. Also, why are they even doing shit like verticals? What the fuck does that matter? I swear that one was thrown in just to laugh at how shitty white people are at jumping.