NHL Draft Combine Trainer Up For Hardo Of The Year
“COMING UP TO YOUR SECOND WING. YOU’RE HALF WAY THROUGH. DRIVE THE LEGS. PUSH AND PULL. LET’S GO, AUSTON. KEEP PUSHING NOW. GIVE ME MORE HERE. 10 SECONDS LEFT. GIVE ME MORE NOW. DRIVE. GIVE ME POWER. GIVE ME DRIVE. GIVE ME POWER. 5 SECONDS, FINISH IT! FINISH IT! IN 3…2…EASE!”
Yo. I don’t know what you’re doing today and quite frankly, I don’t care what you’re doing today. You could be riding a stationary bike. You could be out day drinking with your boys. You could spend your whole day with a few tabs of Pornhub open on your computer and a stack of tissues. Not judging, really don’t care. All I ask of you is to pretend this hardo trainer is screaming in your ear the entire time you’re doing whatever it is that you’re doing. It’s Saturday. Best day of the week and it only comes by once every 7 days. You have to take full advantage of it and if there’s anybody who is going to get the most out of you, it’s this man right here. Dude lives and breathes the hardo lifestyle. The hair, the beard, the drill sergeant voice, the basic overall demeanor. The man is a psycho and you have to at least admire that. Need to put him and One Man Thrillride in a room together and see who comes out alive.