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Justin Bieber May Be Better At Soccer Than Neymeyer

Listen I’m no soccer guy, but I’m pretty sure Bieber could have gone pro if he felt like it. He probably just came to a point in his life where he had to pick one. It was either become a major rock star or major soccer star. We live in America so he obviously made the right decision. I mean I’m only vaguely aware of this Neymer dude, but I guess he’s a big deal. Biebs made him look like he plays in a 10 and under league.

PS – Supposedly Neymer banged Selena on Wednesday. This was clearly Biebs way of saying he’s still king. Whatever you can do I can do better. It’s dudes being dudes.