Listen I’m no soccer guy, but I’m pretty sure Bieber could have gone pro if he felt like it. He probably just came to a point in his life where he had to pick one. It was either become a major rock star or major soccer star. We live in America so he obviously made the right decision. I mean I’m only vaguely aware of this Neymer dude, but I guess he’s a big deal. Biebs made him look like he plays in a 10 and under league.
PS – Supposedly Neymer banged Selena on Wednesday. This was clearly Biebs way of saying he’s still king. Whatever you can do I can do better. It’s dudes being dudes.