The Phillies Have Lost 6 Straight But, Hey, At Least The Phanatic Is Goosing The Hell Out Of The Opposing Team's Coaches

A textbook drive-by goosing from the king. Although the Phanatic may want to calm his furry tits. It’s 2016 and the Nats’ coach could probably sue for sexual harassment and collect a big payout. Whatever, Stephen Stausburg thought it was LOL funny so it just further proves a random goosing is harmless, good ol’ fashion clean fun. If only the Phanatic can tickle some runs out of that taint. Maybe then the Phillies can score more than 3 runs on a given night. Seriously. It’s been 6 straight games/losses where this offense has looked beyond anemic. It was a good run while it lasted, but the Phillies are who we thought they were.

Again, thank the Baseball God’s we at least have the Phanatic. He’s the hero Philly deserves, but not the one it needs.