Pregnant Megan Fox Claims She Is Carrying a "Super Genius" Baby Who Told Her Where It Wanted To Live, So She Packed Up And Moved

Kind of 2 blogs in 1 going on here. Because first I want to give Jimmy Kimmel a round of applause for standing by his questioning of Megan Fox’s pregnancy. Huffington Post did this long wahhhhh wahhhhhhhhh article about how it was rude and wrong of Jimmy to discuss Megan’s pregnancy. Jimmy turned around and Internet pimp slapped them, and all was good.

But then, in that Huffington Post article, things really began to pick up:

HP - When Fox revealed she was pregnant at CinemaCon in April, internet commenters reacted as though they were entitled to know who the father was. In order to end the speculation, she later confirmed that estranged husband Brian Austin Green was, in fact, the father.

Fox has since been very open about her pregnancy with her “super genius” baby. She told Kimmel that she communicates with her third child.

“You don’t hear an audible voice, but I feel like you receive messages from the child if you’re open to it,” Fox said. “For instance, this baby wanted me to live somewhere else, so we’re moving to a whole different place in Los Angeles because I feel like that’s where this baby wants to be raised.”

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Look dawg, I know chicks claim to have this super-connection with their babies. I mean the thing does grow in them for 9 months, so I’ll give them a little bit of credit that there’s some sort of motherly intuition. But for sure not with a little fetus that hasn’t grown finger nails yet. For sure not with a little lump of cells floating around in goo. That baby is not pulling up Google Maps from inside the womb and telling Megan Fox to move to a house in a different school system. What else is the baby doing in there? Telling her what it wants for dinner? Jumping on Ticketmaster and buying Dodgers tickets? The fact she’s moving because she thinks the little mistake brewing inside of her is texting her through the umbilical cord is incredible.

PS: And way to take a stand, Megan. Just always going to listen to everything your kid says? Kids don’t start making smart decisions til they are 26 years old. That’s a fact. Everything you do before you’re 26 is usually halfway retarded. So she’s probably moving to Compton because of her stupid fetus.