Breaking News: We Got A Moose On The Loose In Watertown


Yo that ain’t no moose! That’s a fucking horse! Take it from me, I own horses. I know what they look like that. That moose horse is faster than Handsome Hank the horse. No chance it’s a moose. That’s a fucking horse. Run horse run!

PS – If this ends up with the moose somehow being shot, I may go on a killing spree