Summer Greetings From Sea Isle City! (NSFW)

Put this guy on a postcard and make him the face of Sea Isle City. You think seeing Jason Kelce in a green Ocean Drive shirt is good for the town? This man’s Mexican wrestling/rape mask and nuts are here to send Sea Isle into the next generation. And that was probably still not the least sanitary thing to go down that given moment at the OD. Your move, Wildwood. But seriously, that guy may want to get those boys checked out. Having watermelon sized testicles can’t be healthy.

PS – This is the type of Sea Isle cat who wouldn’t mind being caught fucking in the ocean in broad daylight. In fact he might be 1/2 of the 2 winners who were caught having full blown ocean sex last year.

sexonthebeach

SIC – A young couple from Philadelphia had sex in the ocean in a Jersey Shore town while a crowd of onlookers formed, police said. The couple — a 27-year-old male and a 23-year-old female, both from Philadelphia – were charged with Lewdness for their alleged roles in the shocking incident in Sea Isle City this past Sunday. The officers instructed the couple to stop what they were doing and exit the water. Once the couple exited the water, they were placed in handcuffs and taken off the beach.