If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. The perfect way to head into the Memorial Day Weekend with a clear conscious knowing that you’re not a total bizarro creature who feels the need to comment on internet porn. Summer is here and the weather is warm and the freaks are out to play. So let’s get to it.
Starting off the week extra freaky. Feel like theire needs to be some sort of an Asshole Awareness Month. Or at least a week or something where everybody wears brown ribbons. Because as somebody who is currently afflicted with this Pilonidal sinus disorder, I can tell you that it’s certainly no walk in the park. Every day, billions of people across the world are dealing with chronic assholes yet nobody is doing anything about it.
Too soon, man. Way too fucking soon. Now buy a shirt.
When will these dumb sons of bitches finally realize that it’s not the property that sets the price, it’s the location location location. Idiots.
Act like you didn’t want the granny to walk in and catch you, ya dirtball. Call me Cat. Call me… Kitty Cat.
2016 is a really weird time to be alive. But with that being said, it’s a fire track.
Hey CallmeLenny. This just means that you’re a part of those 7 million lowlifes, you bozo.
Okay well that’s kind of a bullshit comparison since Shrek The Third is arguably the best film put out in the last decade.
Aaaaaaand there goes your childhood.
If you’re not using your morning shit break at work to crank down and comment on some pornog, then what are you even doing?
And that wraps up this week in freaks. Thanks a lot to all you perverts for stopping by. I hope you enjoyed your stay. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across my way on Twitter @BarstoolJordie. Have yourselves a go this Memorial Day Weekend and don’t forget to stay sexy out there.