If you’re wondering why there isn’t anyone holding hands with girls at recess today it’s because all the cool kids are at the Scripps Spelling Bee, impregnating chick on the air waves. So cool they’re almost knocking themselves out in the process of celebrating.
Gotta respect the passion though. This kid is like a basketball bench rider who can’t handle that dagger dunk. DID HE JUST NAIL NAGELFLUH?! DID THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST DO THAT? BOI HE DID IT!