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This Close-Up Footage Of A Giant Tornado In Kansas Is B-A-N-A-N-AS

 

 

Just a friendly reminder that Mother Nature can squash you like a bug if she wants to. Any time. Any place. That crazy bitch can snuff out your flame like it’s nothing. That’s a huuuuuuuuuuuuge tornado and those dudes are wayyyyyyyyyyy too close to it. On the east coast there are sharks that will kill you if you go in the water, in the midwest it’s tornadoes that will swallow you up if you go outside. I actually love storms and tornadoes. Growing up around here you see a lot of them. At my childhood home we had a porch my Dad and I would sit on until my Mom would force us into the basement because she thought we were gonna die. Sirens going off, trees falling over, the works. It was pretty awesome. But these dudes who chase tornadoes are a different breed. That’s pretty much a death wish. You keep knocking on the devil’s door long enough and sooner or later someone’s gonna answer you.