The New Starbury's Light Up In Sync With Music Playing From Your Smart Phone

They TRIED TO PUT HIM IN A BOX!!

You fucking idiots. You cant put Starbury in a box. Guy will never die. He survived his childhood in the projects and made it to the League. When the NBA flushed him out, he rolled right over to China and what did he do? Won a bunch a rings and became an icon to a BILLION people. He’s like a cockroach. The last man standing from that 1996 Draft.

And what have Stephon Marbury and/or God collaborated on now? Sneakers that light up with your motherfuckin iPhone! I thought the light up Starbury’s were already flamey enough:

Now it turns out you can basically put on a Blackout show with your sneakers. Now how does this work in a practical sense? It doesnt really. I mean I guess if youre at a party and youve got the aux cord your shit will light up to the beat and everyone will know it. I guess if you’re one of those dicks on the subway who listen without headphones, everyone will know your shit is lit. Thats really it. But who fucking cares. When I can just whip my phone out and say “Yo. Check this out.” and you see my kicks light up alongside Regulate, thats some next level shit.

Also if the musical light up scene isnt quite your style, Steph has some B O O T L E G Yeezy’s for you:

These are basically IDENTICAL to Yeezy’s minus the Starbury logo and you’ll save about $1,985 dollars buying them instead of Kanye’s. Id love nothing more than Stephon Marbury to put Kanye West out of business.

PS – Dannyball_11_24 needs to aim higher