Impressing Girls In High School Is Hard

One second you think you’re about to make their panties wet by telling your friend to pretend you broke his ankles with an invisible basketball crossover, the next second your head is bouncing off the bubbler with hysterical violence and you wake up in the hospital with a grade 2 concussion. If getting chicks was easy everyone would do it.

Bonus Saturday morning vine!

Still watching JBJ’s throw a few times every hour. Don’t care that Lindor had an also amazing slide and was safe, this throw is so goddamn sexy that Jackie deserves at least half an assist.