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I'm a bartender." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="0529394194caaa351b41ab03b79491e597934a" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/0529394194caaa351b41ab03b79491e597934a" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/0529394194caaa351b41ab03b79491e597934a-wm.jpg" alt="when i'm stressed i use my boobs as stress balls... it works" style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="0533492524f880a2c36527d40bccfe561295ec" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/0533492524f880a2c36527d40bccfe561295ec" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/0533492524f880a2c36527d40bccfe561295ec-wm.jpg" alt=" I use my boobs to get attention from guys. I almost never wear a bra." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="053349309d12c89d1f24bd1d1c90b3040cec02" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/053349309d12c89d1f24bd1d1c90b3040cec02" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/053349309d12c89d1f24bd1d1c90b3040cec02-wm.jpg" alt=" My boobs are so big I use them to carry my cat" style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="05334912149d6605076e7ef705744814209e70" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/05334912149d6605076e7ef705744814209e70" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/05334912149d6605076e7ef705744814209e70-wm.jpg" alt=" I use my boobs to make me feel better. 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They prop my phone up quite nicely when one hand is busy." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="053348e59b7c013ee3a6522b2ec3856d38278a" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/053348e59b7c013ee3a6522b2ec3856d38278a" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/053348e59b7c013ee3a6522b2ec3856d38278a-wm.jpg" alt=" Whenever I don't feel like doing something, I use my boobs to get out of it" style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="0533490bc5848692f2b3fc8ab571874d5134dd" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/0533490bc5848692f2b3fc8ab571874d5134dd" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/0533490bc5848692f2b3fc8ab571874d5134dd-wm.jpg" alt=" Sometimes I use my boobs as a headrest while watching tv" style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="0533491c2b6461334907051fbe40e10d609e9d" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/0533491c2b6461334907051fbe40e10d609e9d" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/0533491c2b6461334907051fbe40e10d609e9d-wm.jpg" alt=" When I want to get something for free, all I have to do is bounce my boobs." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="053349285f0a88590c9a2a188f7918a44fb69b" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/053349285f0a88590c9a2a188f7918a44fb69b" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/053349285f0a88590c9a2a188f7918a44fb69b-wm.jpg" alt=" I use my boobs to get more tips out of guys at work. I'm a bartender." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="0529394194caaa351b41ab03b79491e597934a" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/0529394194caaa351b41ab03b79491e597934a" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/0529394194caaa351b41ab03b79491e597934a-wm.jpg" alt="when i'm stressed i use my boobs as stress balls... it works" style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="0533492524f880a2c36527d40bccfe561295ec" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/0533492524f880a2c36527d40bccfe561295ec" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/0533492524f880a2c36527d40bccfe561295ec-wm.jpg" alt=" I use my boobs to get attention from guys. I almost never wear a bra." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="053349309d12c89d1f24bd1d1c90b3040cec02" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/053349309d12c89d1f24bd1d1c90b3040cec02" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/053349309d12c89d1f24bd1d1c90b3040cec02-wm.jpg" alt=" My boobs are so big I use them to carry my cat" style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><div class="whisper-embed" data-wid="05334912149d6605076e7ef705744814209e70" data-embed_type="javascript"><a href="https://whisper.sh/whisper/05334912149d6605076e7ef705744814209e70" target="_blank"><img src="https://cdn-embed.wimages.net/05334912149d6605076e7ef705744814209e70-wm.jpg" alt=" I use my boobs to make me feel better. When other parts of me don't look good, they always will." style="width:100%;max-width:640px;border:none"></a></div><p><script src="https://whisper.sh/js/embed_v3.js" async></script></p><p>…</p><p>As a headrest to watch TV? WTF? How does that even work? I don’t get the logistics.</p><p>The rest are pretty straightforward I guess.</p><p>To check out more or to leave your own confessions, hit up <a href="http://wis.pr/Jqe2" target="_blank">the Whisper app</a>…</p>

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