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This Is How Girls Really Use Their Boobs

I use my boobs as a distraction from my face and the rest of my body

I use my boobs as a distraction from my face and the rest of my body

My boobs got me out of so many tickets, i dont even know how to thank these guys :')

 I use my boobs to cheat on tests by writing answers on them

I always use my boobs to clean my phone screen

 Sometimes I use my boobs as a table. They prop my phone up quite nicely when one hand is busy.

 Whenever I don't feel like doing something, I use my boobs to get out of it

 Sometimes I use my boobs as a headrest while watching tv

 When I want to get something for free, all I have to do is bounce my boobs.

 I use my boobs to get more tips out of guys at work. I'm a bartender.

when i'm stressed i use my boobs as stress balls... it works

 I use my boobs to get attention from guys. I almost never wear a bra.

 My boobs are so big I use them to carry my cat

 I use my boobs to make me feel better. When other parts of me don't look good, they always will.

As a headrest to watch TV? WTF? How does that even work? I don’t get the logistics.

The rest are pretty straightforward I guess.

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