This Video Of A Thugged Out Little Person Beating Down A Shit Talking Drunk Guy Is Not Something You See Every Day

I usually have a “don’t post two fight videos” in a day rule because I generally want to be more positive and savor them like a fine wine. But I’m sorry you give me a little person beating the shit out of an old guy who was running his mouth and I’m blogging it 10 times out of 10. It’s a sacred oath but it’s one I take very seriously.

But overall I’ve got no problems with the little person thug leaping to action here. If anything I felt like he was really tolerant of the drunk guy’s ramblings and let him go on way longer than I would if I were a miniature gangbanger. Seems to me like you’d have to be Joe Pesci in Goodfellas — dare I say short tempered — in order to live that life and keep any sort of credibility. Like that beating was not nearly as sadistic as I’d like to see from a little person to keep up a tough guy reputation. Tire irons, ripping off finger nails, kneecapping people so they’re ironically the same height as you, all are necessary if you want to be taken seriously. Something to work on for next time for the Boyz N The Lollipop Guild here.

(h/t Flyheight)