I Just Want A Girl To Look At Me The Way That This Beluga Whale Looks At Johnny Cueto
If you don’t follow Johnny Cueto on Instagram, you’re doing Instagram wrong. The San Francisco Giants were in San Diego for a three-game series that started on Tuesday, so Cueto, of course, had to visit SeaWorld while his team was in town. While there, Cueto and this beluga whale fell in love, and his newfound love inspired him to throw a complete game against the Padres, allowing just one earned run, while striking out eight batters during Wednesday night’s victory. Cueto is 11th in the National League in ERA (2.70), but his ERA has been skewed a little bit by a pair of 6 ER starts. Over his last three outings, Cueto has averaged 8.1 innings per start, and has a 1.11 ERA with 20 strikeouts. Opponents are hitting just .227 with a .553 OPS against him during that span.
“Oh shit” is right, Johnny.