Joe Biden Loves Ice Cream

I have no idea what that’s from and I don’t care. In my head, that’s just how Joe Biden always introduces himself. No matter what. “Hi I’m Joe Biden and I love ice cream.” Every single person he meets. Every campaign stop. Every supporter he shakes hands with. The dude loves ice cream so much that he can’t stop telling people about it. It’s a good sell too because who the fuck doesn’t love ice cream? Everybody loves ice cream. Open with that and you instantly have something in common with the other person. Joe Biden fucking loves ice cream and he wants everybody to know it.

By the way, we know Joe. We know.