Do Not Mess With This Knife Wielding Indianapolis Grandmother

Getting old sucks. You get fat, you can’t drink, you’re tired, you’re gross, your body hurts, all of it sucks. Except for one small thing. Getting to the age where you can carry around an 8 inch knife in your car and threaten people on the local news without any real repercussions.  It’s basically that, wearing sweatsuits, and shoplifting from the grocery store and using the excuse “I was confused”. Because make no mistake, if this lady was 25 years old talking about stabbing people it’s a completely different video. But as it stands, a knife wielding granny always plays.

Also love the fact that she pretends like it’s a burden to carry around a huge knife. She hates to have to do it guys, but she has to do it, now go ahead and try to stick your hand in there, try it, cuz she gonna get her some DNA!

h/t @BrandonReef for the snag