A Potential Congressman Who Posted a Screenshot To His Facebook With Porn Tabs Opened Should Double Down On The Porn Platform

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ARL Now - A screenshot posted on the Mike Webb for Congress Facebook page is going viral for all the wrong reasons. The post was intended to suggest that an Arlington County Republican Committee officer might have had something to do with a prank call Webb received. Instead of getting that point across, as of 3 p.m. the post had some 80 shares and 60 comments on Facebook due to an apparent inadvertent inclusion: the screenshot shows two web browser tabs associated with pornography websites.Webb, an Arlington resident, was soundly defeated in his recent bid for the Republican nomination to challenge Rep. Don Beyer (D-Va.), but has announced his intention to run as an independent. In his voluminous press releases and social media posts, Webb has blamed the local Republican establishment for his defeat. There’s no evidence, however, to support the suggestion that the individual named in the post might have prank called him. A Google search for the web page titles in question — “LAYLA RIVERA TIGHT BODY” and “IVONE SEXY AMATEUR” — point to a number of pages on various porn websites. Webb has not responded to a request for comment sent earlier this afternoon.

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Fucking right I’m a Mike Webb for Congress guy. Dude is out there using Yahoo as his primary search engine and paying his AT&T bill online while surfing for some Latina porn. Doesn’t get more old school/new school than him. Has Disney and ESPN bookmarks, as well as a golf country club. This right here is a Renaissance Man. A guy who yins and yangs. Beats off to tight bodied Latinas while looking for Government jobs. I absolutely love that he is watching amateur stuff. Means he’s just like the rest of us. All that good lighting and fake orgasms ain’t his cup of tea. He needs that real stuff. And that’s why he needs to double down on this. Don’t claim to have gotten hacked or any of that nonsense. Just be like “yeah, I watch porn, what of it?”. Everyone watches porn. It’s about time our leaders and politicians just straight up admit they like to jerk off in the middle of the day just like the rest of us. In a time where politicians are all robots, it’s nice to see we have a guy running for congress who is real. Don’t deny this, don’t blame an intern, just double down on it and watch the votes roll in.

PS: Using Yahoo is such an old person move you have to love it. Probably would still use Prodigy internet if it was still offered. Definitely still double clicks on links (kids nowadays don’t even know you used to have to double-click on links to open them).