An MLS Game Broke Out At A Star Wars Reenactment Performance
Woah, woah, woah… SPOILER ALERT!!! Now you don’t even need to see “The Force Awakens” to know that Kylo Ren is a virgin.
What the fuck, guys? Either way, spoilers excluded, this has to be a huge moment for these nerds. They’ve spent their whole lives training and getting kicked out of local parks for “LARPing”. Probably been getting bullied by the jocks since they came out of the womb. And look at them now. Front and center playing halftime at the DC United vs NY Red Bulls game. PRIMETIME MLS ACTION. Who has it better than these guys? Nobody, that’s who. They’re rockstars at this point. Can walk into any internet chat room or Star Wars forum or whatever the hell it is that nerds do these days and just run the place. Just a couple of Han Sobros livin’ it up. Can’t hate on that one bit.
P.S. – Hold onto that picture, buddy. You’re gonna want that memory forever.
