P-Hub Comments Of The Week II: Stagnetti's Revenge


If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time to gather around and be thankful for the little things in life. We’re just a few short weeks away from the summer, Reese’s is now making peanut butter cups filled with actual Reese’s Pieces, and you’re not commenting on internet porn. All in all, I’d say it’s a pretty damn good time to be alive. So to remind you of how thankful you should be, let’s take our weekly trip to Bizarro World.

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Yo. Benjamin Franklin pretty much invented electricity. Imagine how much pussy that dude must have been swimming in. The guy who invented Snapchat is dating Miranda Kerr and that’s just some shitty app that will be irrelevant in another 3 years. ELECTRICITY. The whole world uses that shit every day. Ben Franklin definitely fucked like a mad man.

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That feeling when BC decides to get down and dirty in the Pornhub comment section.


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I have no idea why but I laughed and I laughed a lot.

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You heard it here first, people. DeMarco Murray is going to suck in Tennessee. Pornhub: Come for the incest videos, stay for the #SportzTakes

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I don’t know whether to be impressed for terrified. Gonna go with a healthy amount of both for now. Regardless, this man did the math and should be rewarded for his efforts.

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I figured what better way to celebrate the Pirate King’s appearance on Portnoy’s podcast this week than to search through some videos that are right in his wheel house.

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Thinking Khloe Kardashian would ever date a white guy in anybody’s lifetime was your first mistake. But as far as an endorsement for Blacked goes, this was quite the sell.

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This is just a quick little PSA that wishing your mom a Happy Mother’s Day on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram is basically the same thing as wishing her a Happy Mother’s Day on Pornhub. She’s not actually going to see it (hopefully) but you’re just doing it for the attention.

Related: Pornhub Changing Their Header To Momhub For Mother’s Day Finally Crossed The Line

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Ugh. So relatable… you son of a fucking bitch.

And that wraps up this week in freaks. Thanks to all who came out and thanks to everybody who helped out along the way. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across my way on Twitter @BarstoolJordie. Have yourselves a go this weekend and don’t forget to stay sexy out there.