SAD NEWS: We Lost Another One, RIP Susannah Mushatt Jones, The World's Oldest Person

OH GOD NO. WHY? WHY GOD?

That’s FOUR of the #NateFive who are no longer with us. Tragic, tragic news to hear of the passing of my most bangable old person, Susannah Mushatt Jones. 116 years old but taken too soon. She’ll be remembered for that lacy lingerie she loved to wear and for being the kinkiest cat in the home. This one hurts. First the Caps, now Suzy. Bad week for your boy. Bad, bad week.

It was bad enough when we lost Misao

It hurt when we lost Gertrude

We mourned the loss of Jeralean for weeks

And now we close our eyes and say goodbye to Susannah Banana (take a guess why they call her that…you’d be right)

And then there was 1. Emma Morano-Martinuzzi of Italy. I’ve never been one to settle, but hey, what can ya do?