Pray For United Airlines, Rich Eisen Just Hashtagged Awful Them

You see that guys? Hashtag Awful. #Awful. United is #AWFUL.  I think that may be worse than Rob Lowe’s #Done. United may never recover from this one media member complaining about his wife’s bad trip. Poor guys, they never saw it coming. Speaking of which, do we ever know if Bill Simmons got those Verizon cables off his roof? People Forget that they just left them there and Bill’s wife made him tweet mean things at them.

UPDATE – Crisis averted