Of Course Other Beer Companies Are Starting To Follow Budweiser And Rename Their Brew - Introducing ''Murica'

DOUGLAS, MICH. – Saugatuck Brewing Company is responding to Anheuser-Busch’s new name for Budweiser. On Tuesday, A-B announced they are replacing the Budweiser logo with “America” on its 12-oz. cans and bottles this summer. Now, Saugatuck Brewing Company says, “We’re here to make beer named after America great again.” On the company’s Facebook page, they wrote: We’re very proud to introduce our brand new name and packaging, along with the assurance that all of our beer is brewed under the careful watch of 1,776 Bald Eagles. This ensures that every drop of our beer is as true and honest as our fore fathers before us. Unlike other “America” beers, our brewery is completely American owned. What does it taste like, you ask? Freedom. It tastes like Freedom. Drink American, drink Saugatuck Brewing Company.

The floodgates hath opened. Thanks, Belgian beer company who had the outright balls to rename their beer simply, “America”. Patriotism For Profit, baby! ‘Murica. Get it? It’s like America, only more douche and most likely racist. Hey, like I said when Bud decided to play this card, I don’t blame this Michigan company one bit. This is capitalism. I don’t agree with it, but shit, ‘Murica is gonna fly off the shelves. Yeah, I’m sure it really tastes like freedom. It could be like swallowing liquid rust doused in coyote piss and it won’t matter. ‘Murica is gonna ‘Murica cause we’ve got ‘Muricans like this cartoon warrior who actually think they’re being Patriotic for purchasing a beer.

I can get having an “America” themed bud beer for the fuck of it. It’s Kitschy. I’m sure I’ll have a few dozen or hundred this summer just because it’s there. But the type of people who will religiously buy this corporate crap because it’s “American” are the same type of cats who get overly mad at politicians for not wearing a flag pin or think you don’t “Support The Troops” because you don’t have a bumper sticker on the back of your car. Get your fake fucking Patriotism out of my face.

Now excuse me, I have to create my own shitty Jesus Beer to take advantage of those who will solely buy it because they think the Lord will approve. Wait, BUDWEISER YOU BASTARDS!!! Always one step ahead.

h/t Scott