Soooooooo It Would Appear That Lindsey Vonn And Elin Nordegren Hung Out At The Kentucky Derby

Well mother fuck. This is exactly what Big Cat was just talking about with the fake World Series bet. How was I supposed to know that Lindsey Vonn and Elin Nordegren actually did hang out at the Kentucky Derby? Everywhere I looked news outlets were talking about how the two had to be kept apart like two rappers beefing at the Vibe Awards. Daily Mail did me real dirty here. I took their investigating as fact, because they’re the real journalists, only to find out that Vonn and Elin were basically best fucking friends all weekend. Gabbing like gals do in their giant Derby hats. That’s on them. I’m not a journalist.  I’m a blogger. I get paid to blog. Not to make sure stories are true or not.

PS- How much does that picture scare Tiger? Two exes hanging out and spilling pillow talk to each other is mortifying. Absolutely mortifying. I need to know what they talked about. I would bet my life that they talked about Tiger’s dick size. Chicks are ruthless.

Double PS- Lindsey Vonn not even mentioning in her tweet that news outlets and stupid bloggers were saying something that wasn’t true is such a bitchy move. Just one big ol’ subtweet.