Baseball’s fucked up, man. Only the Marlins could hit a two-run home run and only get one run out of it. I guess this is J.T. Realmuto’s fault for not knowing the rule that you can’t pass the runner in front of you, but I’d be so embarrassed that I would’ve blamed Marcell Ozuna for being a hardo and trying to tag up first to second. Just go halfway like everybody else, and jog back to first if it gets caught. This isn’t Game 7 of the World Series. bro. You’re out here making me look bad.