(Love the metaphorical Dikemebe Mutombo finger wave at this chick filming him. No, no, no)
Imagine just minding your own business in the Commons and you see Bieber just strutting that ass past you? He starts rolling around in the grass like a dog in heat? Just rocking that new cross tattoo under his eye. Crossing the street barefoot like Bodhisattva. I’d literally cum my pants to the moon. Bieber Mania has officially hit Boston.
PS – I was supposed to go to Bieber Wednesday with Johnny Football but now I got some fringe and far more dangerous strand of the flu. I have no idea what I’m gonna do. I don’t want to bail on Johnny because I feel like that could send Johnny in a tailspin that he won’t be able to recover from, but at the same time I really don’t feel well. Huge mid life crossroads for the Pres