<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Let's Lock This Guy Up Before It's Too Late</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push((function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","46"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["guy","late | barstool sports","bryce harper","world","hats","beanies","flag","hoodies","big game | new football t-shirts","more shop","1st ballot serial killer hall","movie","tom hanks","good looking guy","earth"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv1",["IAB17","IAB17-12"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv2",["484","483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_IABv3",["484","483"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_positive","0.5"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.38"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.12"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT2_conf","MODERATE"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT2_risk","MEDIUM"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.layout()}))</script><script>var googletag = googletag || {};
          googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];

          googletag.pubads().set('page_url', https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/543786/lets-lock-this-guy-up-before-its-too-late);
      <script>
      <script>
        pbjs.setConfig({ pageUrl: https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/543786/lets-lock-this-guy-up-before-its-too-late });</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",(()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach((e=>e.play()))}))</script></head><body class="union__content"><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--twitter"><a href="https://twitter.com/primetimereds/status/729813112577265665" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/XZmvCp" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--twitter"><a href="https://twitter.com/anthonyfenech/status/729793935745286145" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/Y8pQsh" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--vine"><div><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:100%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/bJnBwn" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" style="top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute"></iframe></div></div></figure><p> </p><p>Two things:</p><p>1) This guy looks very similar to Bryce Harper if Bryce Harper was played by Tom Hanks in a movie in the early 1990s. Besides needing to eat some protein, it’s not the worst thing in the world to be compared to one of the best looking guys on Earth.</p><p>2) I hope to goodness this guy lost a bet because dressing up as Bryce Harper, buying a 2nd row seat, and going to the game by yourself with a bobblehead is a 1st ballot serial killer hall of fame move. There’s no coming back from that. This guy better have a hell of a backstory.</p><p>(But seriously, I love Bryce Harper, he’s the future of baseball, and we don’t want him dead after tonight. Someone please lock this guy up for the love of the world.)</p></body></html>

<figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--twitter"><a href="https://twitter.com/primetimereds/status/729813112577265665" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/XZmvCp" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--twitter"><a href="https://twitter.com/anthonyfenech/status/729793935745286145" data-iframely-url="//iframe.ly/Y8pQsh" data-template="inline"></a><script async src="https://cdn.iframe.ly/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></figure><figure class="barstool_oembed barstool_oembed--vine"><div><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:100%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/bJnBwn" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" style="top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute"></iframe></div></div></figure><p> </p><p>Two things:</p><p>1) This guy looks very similar to Bryce Harper if Bryce Harper was played by Tom Hanks in a movie in the early 1990s. Besides needing to eat some protein, it’s not the worst thing in the world to be compared to one of the best looking guys on Earth.</p><p>2) I hope to goodness this guy lost a bet because dressing up as Bryce Harper, buying a 2nd row seat, and going to the game by yourself with a bobblehead is a 1st ballot serial killer hall of fame move. There’s no coming back from that. This guy better have a hell of a backstory.</p><p>(But seriously, I love Bryce Harper, he’s the future of baseball, and we don’t want him dead after tonight. Someone please lock this guy up for the love of the world.)</p>

Let's Lock This Guy Up Before It's Too Late

Barstool Sports Homepage

This layout is the Featured section for barstoolsports.com and the Barstool iOS app.

Featured Section

Slot 1

Slot 2

Slot 3

This layout is the home feed section for barstoolsports.com and the Barstool iOS app.

Featured

Cities

Sports

Barstool Brands

Sports

Cities

Trending

Advertisement

Let's Lock This Guy Up Before It's Too Late

Advertisement