Gotta Feel For This German Soccer Coach Who Popped A Tire Running From A Beer Celebration

Still got it! Ah, thought you could out run your professional athletes in dad jeans, eh coach? In the wink of a young girl’s eye, Glory Days. I guess that’s what happens when you start dressing like Steve Jobs on the pitch. But having the hammy blow out on him is the least of his worries. He should be more concerned about what his boys did while he was on the ground wincing away in pain. Instead of helping their leader up they let him wallow in agony while giving him the closest thing to a Golden Shower as possible. Complete lack of respect. Better sacrifice someone via sprints during the next practice or the inmates will soon be running the asylum.

Obligatory relevant case of a victim getting sniped from the bell tower. So dick, yet so funny.