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Presenting The Whitest Brawl In The History Of White People At The Vineyard Vines Tent At Kentucky Oaks

[via Old Row]

There it is folks! The whitest fight in the history of White America. I mean I’m not positive this isn’t a movie scene being filmed? That’s how perfect it is.

The crowd.

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The setting.

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The incredible cast of characters.

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(I don’t know about you but I was pissed when the video cut out. Red Sweater was coming in to make an absolute ruckus).

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Haymakers being thrown by dudes in blazers and shorts, Polos and loafers, croakies hanging onto their Ralph Lauren button downs. Pastels as far as the eye can see. A sea of pastel. Every pastel shade on the pastel color wheel. Truly remarkable stuff.

PS,

These people have the right idea. Less fighting. More butt luging.

h/t Old Row Official