There it is folks! The whitest fight in the history of White America. I mean I’m not positive this isn’t a movie scene being filmed? That’s how perfect it is.
The incredible cast of characters.
(I don’t know about you but I was pissed when the video cut out. Red Sweater was coming in to make an absolute ruckus).
Haymakers being thrown by dudes in blazers and shorts, Polos and loafers, croakies hanging onto their Ralph Lauren button downs. Pastels as far as the eye can see. A sea of pastel. Every pastel shade on the pastel color wheel. Truly remarkable stuff.
These people have the right idea. Less fighting. More butt luging.