The Yankees Organization Is Officially Dead: Celebrating Sauvignon Blanc Day At The Stadium

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Here lies the New York Yankees. 1901 to 2016. Had a hell of a run, no doubt. Maybe even the best run. 27 World Championships. Thousands of wins. But its over. They’re dead. Put em in a pine box.

Happy Sauv Blanc day. Just cant sum up this franchise any better than that. Cmon out to the Stadium tonight! Its the Yankees/Red Sox! A matchup that was formerly one of the best in the world but has completely lost all its juice as the organization has decided to shift its focus from real baseball fans to corporate shills! The Bleacher Creatures might be dead but dont worry, you can come to the fancy suites and clubs and drink white wine! We only score 3 runs a game but we got really good relievers! Come drink white wine and watch a bullpen that never has a lead!

Get em a body bag. And dont even think of burying them next to George. He wouldnt want anything to do with this team.