PSA: If You Walk Under The Zipline In Vegas, You Might Get Pissed On

UPI - Visitors to a Las Vegas attraction said they were unexpectedly drenched by falling liquid that turned out to be urine from a teenager on a zip line over their heads. Tourists visiting the popular Fremont Street Experience attraction Wednesday said they initially thought the drops of liquid that fell onto their heads was water or beer, but they soon discovered it was something far more disgusting: a 15-year-old boy’s urine. Officials with the attraction said the teenager urinated while riding the Slot-Zilla, a slot machine-themed zip line that stretches over the Fremont Street Experience. “Like a lot of liquid coming from above us, just showering from head to toe our back and top of the head dripping down, and we thought it was some sort of water, maybe some drinks or beer,” Cazimere Ferguson, who was visiting Las Vegas from Hawaii, told KVVU-TV.

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Vegas, baby! It giveths, and it takeths away. But the thing about Vegas is you have to be ready for anything and everything. Vegas doesn’t care about you, it will chew you up and spit you out if you don’t know better. And that includes getting rained on by a 15 year old boy’s piss when he’s on the zipline. Sure you could call the kid a pussy for not even being able to zipline without pissing himself and on the heads of everyone below, but that’s just part of the Vegas experience. You can’t go to Vegas and have the expectation that someone won’t piss on your head. And that’s why the person in the newscast had such a great attitude about it. He’s like whatcha gonna do? And that’s pretty much the attitude everyone who goes to Vegas should have. Thing will happen whether you like it or not. You’ll lose way too much money, you’ll fuck a stranger on a ferris wheel and get arrested, and you’ll get a golden shower. All part of the Vegas charm.