Lindsey Vonn Looking REAL Sexy While Rapping On Stage With Vanilla Ice

 

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Bet you didn’t think you were gonna read a headline like that today. Professional skier in a belly shirt? Check. Washed up rapper? Check. Both of them on stage at some concert rapping a hit that came out in 1990? Check check check. I’m starting to think my guy Tiger made a huge mistake breaking up with Vonn. Even if their relationship consisted of seeing each other like twice a year. The more I see her, the hotter I think she is. At first I had her lumped in the same category as Caroline Wozniacki. Just another blonde who wasn’t that hot who took pipe from a famous golfer. That is no longer the case. She is officially hot. Vonn’s stomach is an A+++++ in the low waisted jeans and her face is better than I remember. Then on top of all that she’s rapping a one-hit-wonder from 26 years ago and I think I’m in love.

 

PS- Vanilla Ice, man. I can’t wait for the documentary on that guy some day. What is it like performing one song over and over and over and over and over and over and over into infinity? He literally raps one song everywhere he goes. He’s the Ice Ice Baby guy. Honestly, props to him for not snapping and going on a homicidal rampage. That has to get so old. It’s been old for 20 years. What an existence.