Flavor Flav Owning The OJ Simpson Statue That Used To Be At OJ's House Must Piss The Juice Off Soooo Much
TMZ- If the producers behind ‘The People v. O.J. Simpson’ wanted to use the REAL statue of O.J. for that dramatic final scene Tuesday night … all they needed to do was call the current owner, FLAVOR FLAV! Turns out, the rap legend got the statue as a gift from radio host Mancow Muller — who bought the statue at an auction for $3,250 back in 1999. Flavor says Mancow gave him the statue as a gift a short time later — and he’s had it ever since. In fact, Flavor says he once tried to return the statue back to O.J., but Simpson told him, “If I did they would just take it away again.”
This is perfection. Do you know how much OJ must hate a guy like Flavor Flav having his statue? He went from rubbing elbows with the rich and the famous of LA, receiving Brentwood Hellos, and having a statue of himself at his house to being in jail with Flavor Flav now owning said statue. And while you have to respect Flavor for offering the statue back to OJ like a gentleman, there is no way OJ could have taken it back. You know why? Because Flavor Flav has guy cooties. He’s like the dirty kid in class all grown up. I bet he smells like bologna sandwiches and dandruff. If you touch Flavor Flav, you are wiping that part of your body off to get the guy cooties off the second he isn’t looking at you.
And the whole “I’d love to have the statue of myself back but they would just take it away again” is exactly what you say to someone that has guy cooties. If someone took away a statue of yourself, you are devoting the rest of your life to getting that statue back like Liam Neeson in Taken. Unless that statue has been infested with guy cooties. If that happens, the statue is no longer yours. The cooties have it now. And if OJ ever gets out on parole and Flavor Flav ends up mysteriously murdered in the following months, you can just put OJ as suspect number 1, 2, and 3 on your list.
That feeling when Flavor Flav is filling a statue of yourself with guy cooties as you rot away in a jail cell:
PS: I didn’t realize the OJ statue was so small. Flavor Flav’s tiny ass being almost the same height as Statue OJ was eye opening.
PPS: From all accounts, this 30 For 30 is going to be awesome. I can’t get enough OJ in my life now. Give me ALLLLLL of The Juice.