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Hey Babe, Watch Me Climb The Side Of This Building Between Two Walls


Almost bro. So fucking close, you were there, you were about to reach the ultimate. You had it in your grasp. Climbing up the side of a building between two walls for your girlfriend is literally the coolest thing a person can ever do. Unlimited blow jobs. Hero status. Now it looks like it’s a body cast and a year of learning how to walk again. Game of inches I guess.




I have zero problem saying that I was rooting for him to fall the ENTIRE time. Actually, that’s not true, I was rooting for him to get higher up the wall at first so the fall would be as painful as possible, and if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.