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Enormous Bald Streaker Is Probably Someone You Wouldn't Want To Mess With


Most of the time a streaker will run around with a smile on his face, doing it for attention like that kid last night at Citi field. But this guy, this guy is different. Running with purpose and determination. Buck naked, obese, and pissed off at the entire world, which I guess I understand because by the looks of it he doesn’t have a penis. It’s just not there. Completely dickless. Like you know the old saying “fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life”. Well fat, drunk, and dickless is about a thousand times worse if you ask me.