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Israeli Man Gets His Cock Bitten By A Snake When He's Trying To Take A Shit

Big Cat
Big Cat7/15/2013 3:15 PM

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(Source) A man was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel. The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet. The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous. Rescue workers responded to the scene and took the man to Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, where he received medical treatment, reports Your Jewish News. The man told emergency workers it happened after he went to the toilet to relieve himself and suddenly felt a strong burning sensation in his penis.

One of the paramedics said the man told him he has seen the snake and it was very small. According to the paramedic, despite the location of the injury, the man managed to stay calm and even had a laugh with workers at his own expense. ‘This is the first time I’ve seen a snake bite like this,’ the paramedic said. ‘Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well,’ the paramedic added. ‘There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question,’ the hospital said.

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Well this is without a shadow of a doubt my worst nightmare. And I love how everyone is so cavalier about the snake not being poisonous so it’s really no big deal. I don’t care if its a garden snake or a Cobra, if a snake bites your dick while you’re trying to take a shit you might as well just kill yourself. Why? Because you will never ever be able to take a shit in peace again. Scarred for life. Like the more I think about it the more I think I would actually rather have a poisonous snake bite my penis than a non poisonous one. Rather die right there on the toilet, most relaxing way you can go out. Because the alternative is you spend the rest of your life scared to death every time you try to shit, which is absolutely awful. A man’s toilet time is sacred. Its where I do all my thinking. There’s a reason why your dad would take hour long shits when you were growing up. It’s the last safe haven. Where a guy can be a guy. The last piece of me time. And to have that forever be ruined is something I wouldn’t wish on my own worst enemy.

Big Cat
Big Cat7/15/2013 3:15 PM