NYDN- Jennifer Lopez may be sitting on her famous asset, but it’s not insured. Despite pervasive rumors that JLo insured her famous booty for $1 million, that’s all that is — a rumor. During a segment of Carpool Karaoke, on Tuesday night’s “The Late Late Show with James Corden,” Lopez set the record straight. Corden asked if he she had insured her behind. “No!” JLo said, seatbelted into the front seat. “No, there is no such thing as that.” “How can you insure your butt?” he asked. “I think there is a place — in your homeland — where you can insure certain things, parts of your body,” she said. He agreed that it would be an odd bit to insure. She asked that they drop the matter.
And thus ends one of the greatest rumors and myths in American history, alongside Marilyn Monroe’s flings with the Kennedys and John Starks being the player Biggie was talking about in “I Got A Story To Tell”. Now if it was all fake, I don’t think you can blame JLo in the least. Because those rumors (and dat ass, I suppose) made her a household name overnight. That’s Thanksgiving dinner table conversations, with everyone from Nana to the kids table weighing in on it. So kudos to JLo’s marketing team for obviously floating it out there. You think Puffy in his prime would date some former Fly Girl from In Living Color, even if she had a grade A++++ keester? Doubtful. Maybe Diddy or Sean Combs would. But not Puff Daddy in the 90s/early 2000s. Because to say you tapped a million dollar ass is something you can put on a tombstone.
Regardless, I am going to choose to believe that this is real. Some things are just better to be true in people’s minds. I can only imagine how many times Ja Rule had to change his pants as they filmed the I’m Real (Remix) video.
And you can’t tell me this ass is worth anything less than seven figures.