Another Barstool Philly tall tale of a classic. Here’s my 7+ year run from the long arm of the law up and how I ended up getting pinched in Avalon last summer. All about throwing out the stats. Bonus points from Trent saying if you take your girlfriend to a strip club in Iowa it’s assumed they have to get up on stage and perform. Weird and wild stuff. Enjoy, and don’t start any fires in Wawa’s, kids.