So yesterday there was the story of Chad Gaudin grabbing some chick’s titties at the hospital. Whatever. Who hasn’t unlawfully touched some breasts. Shit happens. But then stoolie Joe sent me this picture. Are you kidding Chad? Are you trying to own all the titties in the world? Probably the most selfish move I have ever seen. You’re the mayor of Titty City and you try to take more titties? What are you Hitler? Annexing Poland for the fuck of it? Relax man, take a breather, maybe sit out a few plays, leave some titties for the rest of us.