Convicted Sex Offender Hit By A Runaway Trailer As He Walked Down The Street Watching Porn On His Phone

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MEMPHIS, TN (WMC) A freak accident  that killed a man walking down the sidewalk just got a bit stranger. Witnesses said the man, who police identified as a violent sex offender, was watching porn on his phone as he walked down the sidewalk on Park Avenue. That’s when he was hit by a runaway trailer and killed. “I think it is ironic that he was watching porn. And this dealt with some of the crimes he may have perpetrated.” said dentist Dr. Peter Trimble. Dr. Trimble’s office is right next to the spot where Kevin Jordan was walking down the street when he was hit and killed by a runaway trailer on Park Avenue on Wednesday around 5:00 p.m. Witnesses said police told them the victim, Kevin Jordan, was looking at porn on his phone when he was hit. Jordan, who lives just a few houses down from where he was killed, is listed in court records as a violent sex offender involving aggravated rape.  

Plain and simple – if you dont believe there are some greater forces at work in this universe, you’re an idiot. A simpleton. Some things just cant be coincidence. Some things just cant be by chance. Like that kid who was at the Boston, Paris, and Brussels terror attacks? Thats Final Destination. Death is chasing that kid. He’s supposed to be dead and the universe is trying its best to make it happen. And thats the same thing going on with Kevin Jordan here. A sex offender with multiple charges including aggravated rape shouldnt even be out on the streets at all. He probably was meant to be wiped out when he was in prison but there was a glitch in the universe’s system. A mistake in the blueprint. And since that day he’s been walking the streets a free man, taunting this reality. Flaunting his freedom right in this plane of existence’s face.

And the Universe finally saw its opportunity as this creep yet again walked the streets like a goddam pervert. Phone in one hand, watching porn while on the go. Probably a half chub in his pants, that sick fuck. And lookie what we have here? A runaway trailer! And some Great Architect finally got the job done. A quick wave of the hand…flick of the finger…and that trailer just crushed that dude. Finally met his inevitable fate. Some things are just meant to be, and Kevin Jordan was meant to be crushed by a trailer while watching porn.