Breaking News: Ohio State AD Cowers In Fear And Begs Forgiveness From Jim Harbaugh





Holy cow that was fast! I haven’t seen a faster collapse since we invaded Iraq and the vaunted Iraqi National Guard just threw down their weapons and begged for mercy. That’s what just happened here. Little Gene Smith ran his mouth and got put in timeout by Jim Harbaugh. Now he has to sit in the corner wearing a dunce hat and write on the chalkboard 100 times that “He will not talk badly about Michigan ever again” over and over and over. Embarrassing. Hey Gene it’s a rivalry. Show some spine. Show some will to live. Show some will to compete.  Just rolling over and begging us to pet your belly takes all the fun out of this rivalry.