Pinocchio Could Not Tell A Lie About Why He Led Cops On A High Speed Chase

Respect to this motherfucker right here. His brain is so fried he doesn’t even know it. What a vicious circle he’s found himself in. He runs from the cops to avoid the weed charges that have already stopped him from getting a job, but he talks on the news about all the weed arrests. Meanwhile he’s running from the cops with weed in the car because he’s an adrenaline junky.

So to break it down-

1) He was speeding from the cops because he had weed in the car.

2) He always has weed on him

3) He can’t get a job because of the aforementioned weed thing

4) But that won’t stop him from getting his thrill of leading the cops on a high speed chase to avoid getting more weed charges

It’s so complex, especially when you consider weed is supposed to make you chill. That’s probably why he smokes weed to begin with, because he’s such an adrenaline junky. If anything, the cops should require him to smoke more weed so he isn’t driving around the town going 100 MPH. At the end of the day, good for Pinocchio here for telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. He had a combination of the cops, some gun fire, and drugs, and golly G, he had himself a a wonderful Wednesday night.

PS: Goes without saying, but this guy is Geppetto’s wet dream. Stunning resemblance to real boy Pinocchio.