I'm Not Sure Dave Made It Out Of SXSW Alive

 

 

 

I just watched this Periscope for the first time and now I think there’s a significant chance that our boss co-worker is dead. I don’t know a lot in this world, but I know getting involved on the wrong side of a drug deal is a bad move for a 38 year old in a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. That’s how motherfuckers get killed. At the start of this periscope I thought it was a serious issue. I thought Dave got drunk and decided to finance someone else in Tiko’s crew’s studio time, or something like that. Nope. He just bought a few bottles of vodka and some weed. I haven’t heard from him yet today but if television and movies have taught me anything, white dudes who think they’re being hip and cool around rap crews don’t have the longest life expectancy once they start acting like they’re big shots. Respect the game or get dead, there’s a chance Portnoy is the latter at this moment.

 

 

He also posted this Vine, which gave us one of the best screenshots in internet history…

 

 

 

A chick wearing a kitty litter box as a hat in the background, a gentleman who appears to be roofieing himself in the foreground. That’s how you know you’re at a fucking party.

 

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