Any time you can hear the cries of a child saying “Mom let’s go” during an all out chick brawl at the Metra station you know you’ve got a contender on your hands. St Patrick’s Day isn’t just in Wrigleyville, it’s spreading, it’s everywhere. One second you think your safe in your quiet suburb and the next you have a bunch of 20 year white chicks going toe to toe while everyone sits and wonders if a tit is going to pop up. That’s what we were all wondering right? Right.